Susan Marie Molloy

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Dog Drives Car, Man Bites Dog, Reader Discovers Truth

Another morning, another cup o’ joe, another Monday.

I spread open the Lifestyle section, and the newspaper headline grabbed me:

“Residents’ Pet Finds Paradise with Own Golf Cart”

This I had to read!

“Residents’ Pet Finds Paradise with Own Golf Cart”

In all seriousness, the article, read in its entirety, made it sound like this golf cart was set up such that the dog actually sits behind the wheel and tools down the road heading for his favorite pet store, with a stop at his favorite fire hydrant along the way.  No holds barred, no questions, no driver’s license.

Continuing on, it read like people in the neighborhood (“the residents”) added railings and a door on the golf cart.

It’s nice when neighborhood residents band together for a singular cause.  Camaraderie at its finest, pulling together for a canine cause célèbre.

In all truthfulness, this story and its headline were misleading.

The dog doesn’t have his own golf cart.  It isn’t his own mode of transportation.  His owners — not the nameless neighborhood residents — rigged it in such a way that lil’ ol’ Riley doesn’t fall out while they — one of the humans — are driving it.

I understand that it’s important to grab the reader’s attention in a story, but—

Happy Monday.  Life is humorous, so keep laughing, and be responsible about it.

(c)Susan Marie Molloy and all works within.

 

 

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