Susan Marie Molloy

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Christmas Phone Calls

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Yes, this is the time of year when Christmas cards and letters make their rounds, and the time when families grow a little closer in their closeness, and phone calls are made because – who knows why?

Now, I’m not a grandparent, yet I’ve been on the other end, listening to a grandparent’s attempts to converse with the grandchildren, the kids being at an age where they can formulate complex sentences and make inquires of their own. You know:   Conversation.

What I’ve heard goes mostly like this:

Grandparent: “Hi! How you doin’?’
Grandchild: “O-kaaaaay.”

Grandparent: “How’s school?’
Grandchild: “O-kaaaaay.”

Grandparent: “What’s your favorite subject?”
Grandchild: “I don’t know.”

Grandparent: “What are you doing in Scouting?”
Grandchild: “I don’t know.”

Grandparent: “Who is John Galt?”
Grandchild: “O-kaaaaay.”

By this time, the conversation gets overly strained, and usually the grandchild is handing the phone to a parent in desperation over the reenactment of the Spanish Inquisition.

So, my beau and I devised a list of possible questions for grandparents who know this struggle, and know their grandchildren really aren’t interested in conversation. These are best posed to grade school age kids:

  1. My, how you’ve grown!
  2. Have any good job offers lately?
  3. Are you in graduate school yet?
  4. Who’s your favorite clown?
  5. Paper, or plastic?
  6. Are you keeping up with the Kardashians?
  7. Are you looking at Annapolis or West Point?
  8. Where’s the beef?
  9. So, what kind of pimple medicine do you use?
  10. Did you make your vote count?
  11. Who’s your favorite on “Dancing with the Stars”?
  12. Does America really have talent?
  13. Are you smarter than a fifth grader?
  14. What kind of car are you driving these days?
  15. Have you discovered those magazines in your daddy’s closet yet?
  16. What is the air speed velocity of an unladen swallow?
  17. Who is your spirit animal?
  18. Are you your brother’s keeper?
  19. Heads or tails?
  20. How much wood can a woodchuck chuck, if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

I’m sure there are a million more way-out questions that are guaranteed to at least bring meaningful conversation with the grandchildren’s parents, once the grandchildren drop the phone. Hope this list is a start for grandparents to add a little zing! to Christmas phone calls with their grandchildren—

Happy Holidays!

©2017 Susan Marie Molloy and all works within.


Author: Susan Marie Molloy

Hi, and welcome to my blog. I am a published writer, poet, photographer, freelance editor, artist, and career analyst. Growing up in a bilingual family helped me foster my love of languages. I hold a Bachelor of Arts degree in History and Political Science, a Bachelor of Arts degree in English, and Master of Arts in History. My short stories, poetry, and photographs have been published in the Emerald Coast Review (18th and 19th editions), newspapers, and in many other publications. I enjoy Pre-Code films, photography, music, travelling, history, reading, and living each day to the fullest in The Oasis. My publications include Engaged (an anthology of my poems), The Crowd of Turin, God of the Sea: A Short Book of Poetry by the Seashore, Grapes Suzette and Other Poetic Epicurean Delights, Gallery Night, Indigo Fantasy, The Green Gloves, Puppy Love, Supreme Theater, and others. I am currently working on an anthology of my short stories, including a roman à clef tale, and am in collaboration with another artist in writing a novel. My books are available through Amazon. Check them out. Buy them. Read them. Send me your thoughts. I look forward to hearing from you.

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