There’s a bare spot outside on the house that needs a little something by the front door. I was thinking something along the lines of a little piece of art, some sort of attractive filler that helps to define the house, set it apart from the expected and mundane, yet still be tasteful and surprising.
First, I came across this screaming gem:
It’s funny, it made me laugh, it would cheese off the neighbors, and then I thought twice.
No, not this one.
Angels. Sun faces. Fairies. Dragons. Keep going, I thought. A few pages later, I found it:
Bacchus. The Roman god of the woodlands and wine. Yes, he would be The One.
I showed my beau, and he was on board. “That’s great. It’s Bacchus. Let’s get it!”
“And then, you know what we should do?”
“Let’s put a sign under him that says, ‘Jim.’ Get it? ‘Jim’” as I waved my hand slowly as if pulling out another name.
My beau’s lips began to curl into a smile, but he was bewildered.
Then I blurted it out. “As in Jim Backus. Bacchus, Backus.”
My beau burst into laughter and laughed until tears formed in his eyes about the pun.
Our Jim Bacchus should arrive sometime next week.
• To read about Jim Backus the actor, who appeared in movies such as Pat and Mike (1952), Rebel without a Cause (1955), It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World (1963), the voice of cartoon character Mister Magoo (1949-89), and who starred in television shows such as I Married Joan (1952-55), and Gilligan’s Island (1964-67), and so much more, click HERE.
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